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Teen nailed by stepdad 8: She wins a contest to turn an ugly woman into "someone of value to society". So, the family needs to abuse Meg to stay together? You can count me in as well. But just as the party is getting started, unwanted guests arrive to break up their good time. And the ending, where he convinces everyone they only need one gift. Sign In Don't have an account?

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Two parents and a child: the statue Family in the garden of the Palace of Nations, Geneva, Switzerland. All episodes: Expanded View · List View · Upcoming Episodes · Recent Episodes This is the Family Guy Wiki (FGW) Episode Guide. The show premiered on January 31, and originally ended on February 14,

She had the ball gag done on her there, which resulted in her kicking her in the face. FuckingMatureTitsKinkyTeen. I don't mind dark humor, family guy porn in real life, but that was a bit too dark for my taste. Remember, men can never be raped! There was a poor caricature of a Vietnamese man bragging to the mourners there about 'winning' The Vietnam War. Stepsis Ally Berry gets banged hard 8: The freaking Trololo song.

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Random Tropes Random Media. Community Showcase Explore More. You need to login to do this. Get Known if you don't have an account. You're the new Allen Gregory! Enter summing up this page in his "Fresh Heir" review. Seasons 1- 3 Pre-Revival. To prove not everything pre-revival was a classic, we have the Season 1 episode "Brian: Portrait of A Dog", which shows the dog's Black Hole Sue tendencies went as far back as the first season. Well, at first, the episode starts out great with Brian feeling Peter doesn't respect him and Peter also feeling Brian doesn't appreciate him causing the former to run away.

But, then it goes completely downhill after Brian runs away and we are subjected to many many parallels to the s "Civil Rights" movements, family guy porn in real life. It's a bad comparison for many reasons. First, equating a dog's albeit a human-level intelligent one problems with "leash laws" to the "Jim Crow" laws is just insulting on so many levels I don't know where to begin. Second, the indignities that minorities had to endure were far worse than Brian not being allowed to drink at a fountain or having to wear a leash for his own protection.

And, finally, the parallel just doesn't work because most dogs in the series are realistic animal-minded dogs About the only dogs in Family Guy that are of human level intelligence are Brian, New Brian deceasedJasper, and the Griffin's old dog Todd.

This isn't Brian asking for equal rights for his species. This is Brian complaining about not being treated "special" because he's a talking dog. Pantyhose large porn to mention that it can carry Fridge Logic Unfortunate Implications. People are trying to make dogs do human-like things all the time, so it's illogical to say that we're not treating them human enough, family guy porn in real life.

An all-too-easy conclusion is that it's referring to interspecies romance Chilliwack: Most unforgivably for me was the fact that except for a few sparse moments, this episode was played dead serious. Viewers of the time had come to expect non-stop laughs from this show.

It just wasn't funny, family guy porn in real life. And it didn't match any prior episodes in tone. There's a scene in "A Picture Is Worth a Thousand Bucks" where it shows an old fashioned Minnie Mouse being forced to strip against her will for a sleazy Walt Disney asking her if she wants to be famous.

He threatens her too while Minnie cries in embarrassment. Whatever you may think of Walt Disney or his company, this was just plain sick and unfunny. I don't know if I'll be courting controversy by saying this, but I really and truly did not care for Season Two's or whatever season it was, due to network shuffling "Let's Go To The Hop". The reason why is, well, rather simple, I thought it was an extremely boring episode, that somehow managed to irritate me at the same time.

That cringe-inducing song in the middle, the unfunny cutaways keep in family guy porn in real life the first three seasons had the highest standard of humor and writing, in my opinion and how whiny Meg was throughout.

Peter's neglect didn't help much either, nor that damn Connie character. I can see why the writing staff don't like writing for Meg, because that episode was inoffensive to the point of well, being offensive, and when you're writing for Family Guythat should be your number one priority: Seth once said "Fore Father" was the weakest episode of the first family guy porn in real life seasons, but I'm inclined to disagree.

I'm actually surprised nobody's mentioned "To Love and Die in Dixie" yet. This was the first episode with Seth's over-the-top hatred of the Southern US on full display, especially Meg's class consisting of every snide stereotype imaginable like the preteen who already has a daughter, and an honest-to-God pig being part of the family guy porn in real life.

When the writers are giving Meg fair shakes, you know someone else is being savaged. Saturday Knight"there's a cutaway scene showing actress Margot Kidder having a psychotic outbreak. The fact that a real person struggling with a mental illness is seen as little more than a disposable gag just shows how elitist and cruel the writers at Family Guy really are.

Even South Park has the courtesy to show mentally ill people in a sympathetic light. The very first thing the show did on returning - having Peter list off every canceled FOX show since Family Guy went off the air. The sheer arrogance of the moment is staggering. I'm the only chance you have! The scene might have worked if they listed every show that was in Family Guy 's time slot, but listing every canceled Fox show takes it to the point of masturbation.

It's not the height of the show's offensiveness, but it's the point where the Character Derailment started to set in. In the episode, family guy porn in real life people commit suicide upon seeing how ugly Meg is. She wins a contest to turn an ugly woman into "someone of value to society". So she gets the makeover, and the only noticeable difference afterwards is that she has blonde hair and blue eyelids.

Remember, kids, it doesn't matter what else you do, if you have brown hair, you're a mind-blowingly ugly abomination! After Peter sees her with the makeover, he says "I always thought you were beauti-" and then bursts out laughing, unable to say it with a straight face, despite telling her she was beautiful before she got the makeover in the same episode. Meg gets Acquired Situational Narcissism from the makeover, and is eventually forced to have it undone.

She is actually glad to be "ugly" again, because she feels it was too much work being beautiful. Lois who up until then had spent the episode trying to comfort herwhen she hears this, replies "Not for me, hunny". I don't know what the writers were thinking when they wrote this. The fact that so many people consider Meg to be hideous makes even less sense, because she looks exactly like Lois whom everyone thinks is "hot"albeit with a different hair color and glasses.

The writers seemed to give Meg the love she deserved. So much for that. They could have give her a little more respect since that episode, but no, she had to go back to herself by family guy porn in real life end. Because Status Quo Is God. And before you say "but that episode had An Aesop with Be Yourself!

I have a couple issues with the episode "Petarded". It's odd since I find the episode itself funny, but I think the decline of the show or at least Peter's character can be traced to this episode. By making Peter technically developmentally disabled, it now gave the writers free reign to make him do even the stupidest of acts. If anyone calls them out on it, they can just say, "Well The other thing that bugs me is the scene where Peter is told he's developmentally disabled, family guy porn in real life.

The doctor shows an intelligence chart and it lists Creationists below developmentally disabled people. I hate this episode so much. Peter trying to sell his own daughter into slavery to settle a pharmacy tab with her later selling herself into it just because she's inexplicably jealous of Neil Goldman, a boy she's loathed for ages, having a girlfriend. Stewie murdering the hypotenuse in the subplot, again out of jealousy. That ipecac vomiting scene that's nearly a minute long.

That stupid "breakfast machine" cutaway which just results in Peter injuring himself yet again, family guy porn in real life. Is there anything funny about any of this? Don't get me wrong. I like this episode for the most part. There's one thing that really pisses me off though. At the very end of the episode, Brian ends up failing his test that would've meant that he graduated and he says that despite failing, he has his pride because he didn't cheat. Now that's a nice Family Friendly Aesop to end a pretty funny episode.

What does the family do? They, no pun intended, Kick the Dog. They completely shoot down Brian's statement and say that he actually should have cheated! I do realize that Brian is an Author Avatarbut c'mon! You could've at least given him this instead of having the main family act like one giant Jerkass.

It has to be the episode "Brian Sings And Swings". The subplot, where Meg pretends to be a lesbian to get more friends, is yet more kicking of the Butt-Monkey and the moment where Lois, who of course has to be Female wrestlers that have done porn Sex at all times, mocks Meg and then fakes lesbianism so much better than her daughter is yet another one that only makes Lois all the more unlikeable - but what really makes this episode so nauseating is the repeated butt-kissing administered to Frank Sinatra Jr, just so that Seth can get to sing with a Sinatra.

Yes, Seth, we get it - you have a fairly good singing voice, family guy porn in real life. But Pavarotti or Presley you are not. Hell, you're not even Sinatra Jr. So just quit it already. Oh, and would good old Author Avatar Brian really proclaim that he feels "like freakin' Jesus" when he sings? The former scene was just unnecessary violence and is uncomfortable to watch.

The sheer unnecessary-ness of the latter scene was parodied five years later in a clip show, when Stewie cringes at the fact that they have to play "Shipoopi" again. Don't have a problem with something being uncomfortable to watch, but musical numbers are usually the dew line for a show having jumped the shark. Mostly averted in Family Guy 's case, as they're there due to MacFarlane's fanhood, but "Shipoopi" was some of the most overlong, unfunny, obnoxious filler I've seen, and it was compounded by giving the London Sillynannies a musical number of their own.

Its only funny moment was showing John Madden dancing along in the broadcast booth. Talk about putting your worst foot forward. In the episode with the infamous Shipoopi scene while being pretty horrendous, is not the DMoSLois tells Peter that, if he got handicapped, she would just drop him.

Guy Who Receives" For one, family guy porn in real life, how is the mayor "banning" gay marriage? At the time this episode aired, gay marriage wasn't legal in Rhode Island yet—an inaccuracy that exists just to subtly make his side more "villainous. They don't even talk to each other because the Fillipino can't speak English and Jasper makes no sign of speaking Tagalog, or even Spanish —their relationship is as shallow as a puddle, so cares whether or not they can get a tax break for their zoophilia?

And third, Lois is convinced to support gay marriage because Brian holds somebody at gunpoint.

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Stewie, equipped with his teddy bear, Rupert and his laser gun, has, on several occasions, almost single handedly taken over the world and he seems to be obsessed with world domination and matricide. Although he has remained physically one year old since " Chitty Chitty Death Bang ", mentally he seems much older, even proclaiming in " I Never Met the Dead Man " to be shooting on a fifth grade level. Stewie is well-spoken, with an advanced vocabulary, an upper-class British accent and an ambiguous sexual orientation.

He refers to Peter often as 'The Fat man' and his mother by her given name, Lois. Seth MacFarlane has described him as "an evil Rex Harrison". Stewie is constantly plotting ways to kill his mother, Lois, apparently holding a grudge against her because of his nine-month stay in her "ovarian Bastille.

Stewie often speaks from the standpoint of a much older person, saying such things as "What is it that you children are into nowadays? On the show, Stewie engages in extreme long monster cock porn or criminal acts, including robbery, carjacking, loan sharking, forgery, and killing off many minor characters.

The characters he kills off are for reasons such as anger, jealousy, and grudges he holds. Stewie's mastery of physics, mechanical engineering, family guy porn in real life firearms are at a level of science fiction. He has constructed advanced fighter-jets, a mind control device, a weather control device, robots, a time machine, a shrinking pod, a teleportation device, and more.

Stewie employs these to deal with the stresses of infant life such as teething pain, and his hatred of broccoli or to kill his mother. Stewie also shows infant-like tendencies such as pretending his tryke is an actual family guy porn in real life.

Stewie's ability to move objects of greater weight than himself is not surprising to other characters, nor is his ability to perform martial arts or retrieve firearms from hammerspace.

In " Dog Gone ", after he made jokes about Brian killing a dog, Brian asks him how he'd feel if he had killed another baby. He merely replied by telling him he's killed seven, acting as if it was no big deal.

He also tries to get children to drink poison. In " Love Thy Trophy " his foster siblings who are each of different races asked him if he wanted to lay down and complete their people rainbow and he suggested that they play "Drink the Stuff Under the Sink" instead. Stewie, like his mother, has a masochistic personality. This was revealed in " Peter's Two Dads " when Lois spanked Stewie for destroying her pearl necklace. Stewie later confided to Rupert that he found that he enjoyed suffering from such pain, family guy porn in real life, and unsuccessfully went out of his way to provoke Lois several times in the episode into spanking him again.

He even had a day dream in which he was tortured by Lois, who was clad in a dominatrix outfit. Brian then painfully but successfully puts Stewie's arm back in its socket. After the act, Stewie notes that he won't say if he liked it or not. In " Friends of Peter G ", shown in a vision given by DeathPeter enters the kitchen drunk and angry, forcing his family to line up to get cigar burns.

After Stewie is burned, he returns in a disguise in hopes to get burned again. In " Total Recall ", family guy porn in real life, he claims he plays choking games with Rupert. Early in the series he was portrayed as being completely obsessed with world domination and killing Lois. In " Chitty Chitty Death Bang ", It was revealed that after Stewie's birth, the doctor found a map of Europe with plans to dixie kong porn family guy porn in real life capitals inside Lois.

He still wants to kill Lois and take over the world but those goals have taken a back seat, although He admits in " Send in Stewie, Please " that he still likes to talk about them.

In select episodes, Stewie has exhibited some of his more sociopathic side, such as shooting Brian in the leg in " Back to the Pilot ". Stewie tried to recapture some of those traits in " The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair " and ended up creating an evil clone of himself.

Despite all of Stewie's evil traits he did genuinely care about Brian, family guy porn in real life. When ordered to kill Brian by his girlfriend Penelope in " Mr.

Stewie ", Stewie struggled to do so but eventually chose to spare Brian and protect him from Penelope. He also comforted Brian after Glenn Quagmire ranted about how much he hated him in " Jerome Is the New Black " and informed Brian that he didn't need Quagmire to like him as long as he liked himself, family guy porn in real life. He then added that he liked him and allowed him to sleep in his room. When Brian was killed by a car in " Life of Brian ", family guy porn in real life, Stewie's devastation over Brian's death caused him to be cold and nasty towards Vinnya replacement family dog until Vinny told him that he understood what he was going through due to the death of his own previous owner.

After that, Stewie bonded with Vinny, imitating his Italian personality at times such as in " In Harmony's Way " when Vinny suggests Quagmire wear a necklace. A running gag has occurred over whether or not the family can understand Stewie's speech, especially given his tendency towards homicidal remarks, family guy porn in real life.

The Griffins appear to ignore most of what Stewie says, though on occasion they have responded to his speech. This has been referred in " E. Peterbus Unum " as a meta-joke.

The end of the episode reveals it actually being a historical video, projected to a group of students in the future. When the presenter asks if there are any questions, one family guy porn in real life the students responds with "I don't get it.

Brian and Jillian are the only adults that seem to fully understand what he's saying; however there family guy porn in real life been occasions when other characters have evidently understood him.

Brian can always understand him though, and they often have conversations between themselves, including musical numbers, arguments and bad advice. Lauren Conrad is even able to understand him. On the rare occasions he speaks directly to Meg or Chris they also sometimes reply. In " 80s anal porn Large Medium ", Chris has a lot of dialog with Stewie that make it plain that he is able to understand him. Stewie complained that they were only NOW interested in him since they had found out he was an evil genius, whereas the previous week Peter had ignored his macaroni picture of an owl.

In " Chitty Chitty Death Bang ", Stewie talks to the cult leaderwho understands fully what he says, not seeing him until seconds before Stewie family guy porn in real life him. During a dream in " Bigfat ", Hank Hill walks in and demands to know who the fat guy is sleeping with his wife Lois, before waking up again with his real wife Peggy Hill and complains about not getting to find out if they can understand what Stewie says.

When the family adopted Vinnyhe was able to understand Stewie perfectly and throughout all the episodes with him, Vinny and Stewie exchanged dialogue just like he does with Brian. A mall Santa is able to understand Stewie in " Christmas Guy ".

When being carried home from the hospital in " Yug Ylimaf ", Chris questions if anyone else heard Stewie while he talked to Brian after being born. This is immediately dismissed by Lois. Anne Murray understands Stewie when he and Brian go to see her about the meaning behind her song "Snowbird" in " Chris Cross ". When Peter discovers a whip in Quagmire's mail and decides to play with it in " Herpe, the Love Sore ", Stewie compliments him on the " Cool hWhip " and Peter turns the whip on him as Stewie questions how Peter can suddenly understand him.

Fffmm porn Stewie comments to Chris that someone should call Lois a pig for picking her teeth at the table in " Meg Stinks!

Hartman understands and converses with Stewie, albeit a disguised one, in " Stewie Is Enceinte ". When Stewie accepts Peter's apology to the family in " Inside Family Guy ", Peter thanks and admits he can understand him. When Meg fumbles around describing menstrual periods in " Saturated Fat Guy ", Stewie cuts to the chase, although Chris points out that he already understands her. During the " Theme From "Family Guy" " in " "Family Guy" Through the Years ", Peter attributes Stewie's limited speech to a wizard, associating it with a family guy porn in real life used to explain a lack of continuity as "a wizard amanda bell porn it.

He shows that he does not have a complete knowledge of sexual intercourse as shown in " Chick Cancer " where he says he thinks sex is "a kind of cake. Even by age 35 Stewie does not know how to have sex, although in Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story he changes the future after seeing it as a baby.

Stewie is seemingly a closet bisexual, family guy porn in real life. Continuous jokes during the series involves Stewie and homosexuality. Stewie has also been seen frequently flirting with male characters in the series. Still, he has seemed attracted to female characters. The more realistic situations this is, whenever the character of Stewie interest involves is of his age involves girls.

Some rare times Stewie showed repulse of homosexuality. Stewie has some kind of romantic or sexual fantasy involving his stuffed toy, Rupert. Stewie sees him as an athletic man with a teddy bear's head. Stewie had several times referred to him as gay. In " Excellence in Broadcasting ", Stewie accidentally discovers masturbation, and begins to fantasize about being tied to his crib while a muscular Brian and Rupert kiss.

In " Fifteen Minutes of Shame " he said that he didn't really like women and thought it would be interesting if it turned family guy porn in real life he was gay. In a canceled episode named "Queer Is Stewie? This never saw the light of day due to the show's cancellation. The episode was later redone and expanded to have Stewie finding his future self.

Seth MacFarlane, the creator of Family Guyhas stated in an interview that "He originally began as this diabolical villain, but then we delved into the idea of his confused sexuality. Stewie's side of his bisexual nature changes from episode to episode. Seth MacFarlane has speculated that when Stewie grows up, he will ultimately become either a homosexual or a repressed, unhappy heterosexual. Also there is a quote after escaping the cops, while dressed as a girl in " Boys Do Cry ".

There is also a scene in " Deep Throats " that suggests he's attracted to Brian. He makes a similar drunken admission in Stewie Griffin: In the same episode he asks Brian to shave his "coin purse". He has also kissed Brian several times on the show. In " No Meals on Wheels ", he is tricked by Brian into yelling "Yahtzee" and he does it in a feminine way.

In " No Chris Left Behind " he says he hopes to join a group of gay men. In " The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou ", Stewie had a panic about having cancer, and wanted to have his list of things to be done before he died to be completed.

One of those things was to learn how to ballroom dance with Brian. In that part, Stewie dressed himself in a pink dress and ear-rings.

After they have danced for a while, Stewie whispers, "I love you. In " Love, Blactually ", Stewie sucks his finger after "accidentally" putting it porn 5ube Brian's mouth.

In " ", Brian asks if Stewie can give him a sample of his pee to trick Joewho wanted to use the sample to check if Brian was smoking marijuana. Stewie looks very happy to accomplish Brian's request, and even gets naked to do it. In " Peter Griffin:

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